May 23, 2009

The Rules of Clubbing and Parties

The following needs to be said. I only hope it can reach the masses. The 3 main rules...

Rule 1: Only the DJ should be in the booth. NO!! guy should ever want to go hang at the DJ booth and front like he knows what he is doing. Girls you can come visit and give the DJ some love but then move on. The DJs job is to play music. (See Rule 2)

Rule 2: DJs get over this tecno beat crap. If you are a real DJ you should be able to beat match. Stop downloading mixes from limewire and or bear share and clamming them your own. Never play a song that only has 3 words (Your A Jerk... what is that crap about. Rap has gone down hill if you ask me, but thats another subject.)

DJs DO! dig into the crate and pull out the dusty. You are the DJ you need to expand our music taste.

Rule 3: Dancing. God made you what you are so dance your own style. Stop coping the guy next to you or the moves you see on TV. C-walking is played out and don't think just because you speed it up its different, its not. Bring something new to the table. Hell take a lady by the hip and dance with her. You will be amazed how much better it makes dancing. Never and I repeat Never make a circle. Circles are for battling and that it. So unless you can break never get in a circle and never make one.

If you follow this simple rules every party could be great.

1 comment:

California-Lineberry said...

Very excellent points, Brother!!! Clubs were so much more fun in the mid 90's when I was in my 20's and the DJ's would play a large variety including fun songs from the 80's...I think they have forgotten there are lots of other music than what is played on KIIS FM!!!